You've heard the stories. Seen it on the news. Nintendo Wii consoles, on a rampage. Decimating joints, impaling innocent television screens, and taking candy from babies. We here at Nintendo Wii Fanboy place your safety at the very tippy-top of our list (but right below Twilight Princess), and thus, we'd like you to peruse this new and improved safety catalog for the Wii.Some things on this list were obvious, like not skydiving with the Wii and attempting to use it as a parachute. But did you know that the Wii cannot toast bread? Fooled the hell out of us. We beg of you: for your own safety, take a glance at these helpful pictures.
The more you know.
[via GameBrink; thanks to all those that sent this in!]
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12-07-2006 @ 7:43AM
C.A. said...
Wow!! Those actually made me laugh out loud. Great pics, sometimes you have to wonder if the people commissioned to do the original warnings wonder who the product is going to? Like all games are morons or something? Even though there have been enough injuries here, I am curious if we will see the same stupidity in the rest of the world concerning the Wii.
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12-07-2006 @ 10:14AM
bakedbean said...
im getting a sneeky suspision a lot of this is ANTI NINTENDO ZEALOTISUMS
LETS FIND ANYWAY WE CAN TO SLANDER wii
theres no such thing as a wii accidant its idiots having accidants
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12-07-2006 @ 11:29PM
Jason said...
These are very good :)
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