The Land of the Rising Sun is filled with geniuses. Not because their IQ's are high, but because their youths are the most inventive group today. They have found the perfect solution to keeping the Wiimote firmly in their hands by using superglue. That's right, superglue.
When asked why, gamer Yugi Tomagotchi replied "I like the Wii controller permanently on my hand. I never have to search for it, and the other kids think it is cool." Hmmm ... whatever works best for you. We are certainly not going to try it. How long could this trend last?
[Note: The above blog is based off an article found on BBSpot -- a satire site. Japanese kids aren't really gluing their Wiimotes to their hands, as funny as that would be.]
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12-09-2006 @ 3:09PM
Just_a_guy said...
Boy are you dumb! This was from a fake news website!
BTW FIRST!
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12-09-2006 @ 3:44PM
Mr. Khan said...
Imagine if this started happening
Nintendo would Shit themselves with glee...
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12-09-2006 @ 8:27PM
Shadow said...
Haha, for a second there I got a little upset. Although you know it's true, if an American were to do this then people would be shouting,"OMG teh decline of American civilization! Why can't parents blame themselves!?". However, if this article were true you know everyone would be saying,"Wow, those Japanese are so inventive and smart. I wish we could be like that."
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12-10-2006 @ 6:04AM
eh? said...
uh...hey Just_a_guy!
If you look at the bottom of their post you'll notice something very interesting
Yeah, it goes something like this:
"[Note: The above blog is based off an article found on BBSpot -- a satire site. Japanese kids aren't really gluing their Wiimotes to their hands, as funny as that would be.]"
As I'm sure you read the article it's obvious that Hooked on Phonics worked for you. Now all you need to do is try working through Hooked on Reading Comprehension before calling someone dumb.
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12-11-2006 @ 1:56AM
Shiro said...
Would that work anyways?
I mean, I've heard that superglue can come off with sweat... If that's true (I'm not sure), then Wii Bowling could STILL kill come TVs.
All hail, Nintendo. Not only do their consoles have awesome defense, but now they can attack, too! Equip the longsword! Charisma +15!
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