
OK, some sections of this video are downright ridiculous, but being the fanboys that we are, seeing Samus lay the smack down on Master Chief is something we can't help but smile at. It's really good stuff and while we'd like to talk about it more, that'd just spoil it. Regardless of the ridiculous portions of video, we very much suggest you watch it.
So head past the post break for the embedded video.
[Via Joystiq]













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4-19-2007 @ 12:54PM
GoldenPie said...
Yeah, I saw this a few days ago. 'Tis awesome. ^__^
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4-19-2007 @ 12:57PM
hvnlysoldr said...
It's like King Kong vs. Godzilla. Kong totally defeated Godzilla but died. Godzilla cheated because he'd be back. Samus totally won though.
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4-19-2007 @ 1:02PM
connor.green said...
When Samus dances in a skimpy outfit, everyone wins.
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4-19-2007 @ 1:12PM
Tweak said...
@ 3
Damn Straight...
I had a few nerdgasms watching this video. I still hope and wish and pray to this day that it would be a full (awesome) production movie, but as far as being a Fan-made movie, it still got its job done.
*nerdgasms again watching this vid*
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4-19-2007 @ 1:46PM
Blue said...
It's not Master Chief. It's the Spartan in DOA4. As for Samus winning, well, the creator says that after Samus loses the armor, it's because the Spartan really stops fighting back.
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4-19-2007 @ 1:52PM
Michael Kingston said...
BEST THING I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR AGES
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4-19-2007 @ 2:00PM
Streak said...
As awesome as this is, Samus would totally kick his ass. Why was MC a women at the end?
I'm so confused!
Awesome fight scene though
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4-19-2007 @ 3:08PM
theLoneYoshi said...
*Warning*
Rated R comment:
Pretty good fight scenes, but, yea... a lot of random ridiculousness. At first, when Master Chief's crotch got electrified when Samus's armor fell off, I thought "What the, did he get hard or something?" then Master Chief becomes a girl at the end, and I'm like... "So he didn't get hard... did she get wet?" That would make more sense, right, since liquid and electricity seem to mix very well, though I guess it would electrify her also...
I'm in total confusion, but I'm pretty sure that it was a sexual innuendo.
In any case, the dance scene at the end, hell the entire ending, was one of the weirdest endings I've ever seen.
A well done video nonetheless.
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4-19-2007 @ 5:16PM
10Deep said...
at first i thought something sexual too, but then i assumed it meant she crapped her pants.
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4-19-2007 @ 7:46PM
Patrick said...
Ok let me say what this is a mix of. It's a mix of Halo (duh), Metroid (more duh), Star Wars, DBZ, and Lesbian love. The action scenes got kinda long but it will still really good. I suggest you watch it. And also if you didn't watch after the credits than do. It's pretty funny.
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4-19-2007 @ 11:21PM
Tequila Mockingbird said...
kind of lame...honestly...too nerdy for myself.
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4-19-2007 @ 11:48PM
shaoron said...
when master chief chick meets samus... the important thing isn't weather who wins between the 2 of them...
because it's the fanboys who wins!
MS and nintendo should make a crossover game of Halo and Metroid... that should teach the sony boys a thing or 2.. lol :p
let's just hope it doesn't end up something like THIS
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4-20-2007 @ 1:27AM
genghisbunny said...
yawn
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4-20-2007 @ 1:48AM
roarkmeister said...
Making master chief a girl killed a good ending. Should have left him as a guy. What was with that end? does samus turn guys into girls? is that what the electricity is?
I'm lost. but the tease dancing was nice ;)
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4-20-2007 @ 4:42AM
Ax said...
Except that spartans are like, seven feet tall, the dancing at the end was the best part.
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4-20-2007 @ 4:46AM
Ax said...
"14. Making master chief a girl killed a good ending. Should have left him as a guy. What was with that end? does samus turn guys into girls? is that what the electricity is?
I'm lost. but the tease dancing was nice ;)"
Thats the Spartan from DOA4 - i'm not sure about Samus though - but the spartan is Spartan-458 (or "Nicole")
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4-20-2007 @ 9:35PM
Miko said...
This man, owns .. the ... interweb. ALL OF IT. At once !!
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4-21-2007 @ 12:27AM
boo_radley said...
Wow that would have been good if every single peice of it wasn't ripped from something else. The varia suit model sucks too. Don't give up though, I'm sure Disney will be knocking down your door any minute.
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4-21-2007 @ 11:59AM
halonut said...
good video up towards the end, then it got all messed up. Cant say I care for the mixed messages that come along with this clip too. That aside, IMO, if this was the "real" Master Chief, there would be no contest, he would always win :D (don't get me wrong, I am a fan of Metroid). But, for anyone that cares, and is a fan of HALO and has read the books would know, theres actually quite a number of women that are Spartans(I do know this is the Spartan from DOA). I did enjoy the action though.
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4-22-2007 @ 9:56AM
Meowzers said...
I'm really glad it seems the men on here know what the hell female ejactulation is. When this video came out on the regular Joystiq forum, a good portion of the posters were basically... "OOhhh Emmm Gee!!! Hermaphrodite?? Ewww grosss!"
And every comment that wasn't on lesbianism or how cool/lame the movie was, Halo fanboys screamed their heads about MC being a chick. Bah, I felt like I was watching a 'PS3 vs Wii' fanboy war. *headdesk*
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4-24-2007 @ 4:07AM
Rtas 'Vadumee said...
I think that might be kelly-087, not john-117.
kelly-087 is probably the most heard of female spartan IMO, and she is featured in dead or alive 4, thats why i think that might be her. =P
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7-26-2007 @ 7:02AM
master chief said...
IM A GUY SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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