Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Cobra Command, the once-feared terror outfit that brought nations to their knees, has all but abandoned its plans of total world domination, favoring the sales of cheap Wii accessories in their stead. Gone are the days of Weather Dominators, Synthoids, and dozens of other harebrained schemes plotted by incompetent-but-endlessly-entertaining villains. To take their place, we have an adjustable stand for your Wii sensor bar selling for only $9.99.Distributed by dummy corporation Dragon, the Cobra Stand can twist and turn to position your sensor bar however you want. The suction cup on its base sticks to even the most slippery surfaces (or the most slithery! Har har har!). We've got some photo instructions on how to use this contraption, but that's not all! Our quest to point out bizarre packaging elements continues after the post break!

Use in your car?! This has to be a joke, right? Any moment now, Destro and the Baroness are gonna hop out from behind a couch, laughing. "Haha, we totally got you guys! You should've seen your stupid faces!" They'd then exchange high-fives while yelling out in unison, "Cobra rules, suckas!"

And one last time...

COBRAAAA!!!
[Via DCEmu]













Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
5-11-2007 @ 7:18PM
soulbreather said...
wtf, in your CAR?!
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5-11-2007 @ 7:39PM
Ghen said...
pimp my ride with a Wii.. It WILL be done.
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5-11-2007 @ 10:38PM
JC Fletcher said...
I.. wasssss... a stand...
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5-12-2007 @ 4:43AM
Peter Vazkey said...
AEWSOME! Now there's another reason people die in car wrecks!
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5-12-2007 @ 4:46AM
Peter Vazkey said...
mmmm... cake.
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5-12-2007 @ 8:56AM
brian said...
Intresting...playing your wii in your car, while driving.
Can someone test this out for me?
be sure to go aove 60 mph and be on a long motorway.
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5-12-2007 @ 9:31AM
mint400 said...
@2: It HAS been done.
http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2007/04/19/uk-pimp-my-ride-car-comes-complete-with-wii/
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5-13-2007 @ 11:24AM
vasili said...
dont u think that the death toll is high enough without a wii in ur car?
thats special
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5-13-2007 @ 4:31PM
Drew said...
Actually, the "Use in your car" thing is a great idea. I brought my Wii on a roadtrip and used the cigarette-lighter-electric transformer thing, and my van has a DVD player. It worked awesome, but the sensor bar was a big problem. We were sitting in the middle row, so we could only play games that didn't need it, like Excite Truck, Wii Sports, and some SSX:Blur. If the sensor bar could be stuck onto the dash, it might actually work.
WII IN CAR= FUN
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