We know, you were disappointed. Last night, as you happily refreshed Wii Fanboy every nine seconds or so looking for this week's Japanese hardware sales, the vim slowly faded from your eyes as the hours ticked into oblivion. We would never willingly deprive our readers so; we were unavoidably delayed! You see ....Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him ... there were the moon men, reigning over the Earth. But this was not the Earth you knew! It was covered in jelly and high-density motor oil, making the planet very slippery. The moon men blamed the corporations, and there was a war and many were killed. The battle raged for millennia until 8000 A.D., when the moon men realized they were not actually from the moon, but from rural Pennsylvania. They then built a monument to the moon but then the Quakers stole it and filled it with oatmeal, and no one knew what flavor. Californians were highly displeased and turned all the Quakers invisible, which is why you never see them anymore. And that ... is where babies come from.
- DS Lite: 123,140
4,321 (3.39%)- Wii: 69,748
11,104 (18.93%)- PSP: 26,358
261 (1.00%)- PS2: 11,814
503 (4.45%)- PS3: 8,998
629 (6.53%) - Xbox 360: 2,219
175 (8.56%)- Game Boy Micro: 310
97 (23.83%)- GBA SP: 247
41 (14.24%)- Gamecube: 226
30 (11.72%)- DS Phat: 71
10 (12.35%)- GBA: 16
1 (5.88%)[Source: Media Create]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-09-2007 @ 5:10PM
Billy_McBong said...
i love aqua team hunger force
a lot of stuff went down too, but of course the Wii didn't :)
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6-09-2007 @ 5:45PM
Pat said...
If you do gaming lagoon, you get a great deal of spam. I never got anything when I tried it either.
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6-09-2007 @ 6:27PM
Mr Khan said...
excellent, Jason
a perfect example of the kind of rambling story that the robotic ghost of christmas past from the future (also that hustlin' tom turkey from the Thanksgiving episode) would tell
I know too much about that show {_}
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6-09-2007 @ 7:04PM
Brad Root said...
I am a Quaker, and I live in California.
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6-09-2007 @ 7:18PM
johnnybrowneye said...
were you as displeased as I was that you people stole our #'s, Brad?
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6-09-2007 @ 8:42PM
Phil said...
I love seeing the Japanese hardware sales #'s but are there N American #'s available anywhere.
It was also interesting to see the Wii increased its sales by 3,000 (or so) more units than the total # of PS3's sold. Is that the result of low supplies of PS3's in Japan or just lousy sales?
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6-10-2007 @ 2:55PM
Gabriel said...
North American sales come monthly. Wait for May's edition in the next week or two.
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6-11-2007 @ 12:06AM
tiamat1990 said...
There are far too many micros selling!! Who the hell is buying that!
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