Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured,
everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: Super Mario Galaxy has been cancelled so the team could be put to work on a higher-priority project: a DS birdwatching non-game.
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6-29-2007 @ 10:50AM
james said...
yeah, and then the birdwatching game would get cancelled because of its AO rating....
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6-29-2007 @ 10:50AM
Shaun McAvinney said...
Wait a minute, are you using the "C" from the Colbert Report?
My Conjecture is that they will continue to deny the fans the Hard Drive we need, and push out a "Soft-Drive," while laughing at us.
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6-29-2007 @ 11:06AM
vidGuy said...
The other rumors have some merit but this is completely ludicrious. Not gonna happen.
My far-fetched conjectures are:
1) Nintendo gives firm release dates for Mario Kart Wii, Pikmin Wii, and Disaster: Day of Crisis in addition to the expected dates for SMG and Brawl.
2) Nintendo previews LoZ: Wii (I don't expect any info on this game until at least next year, for release fall 2009).
3) Nintendo announces all of the Mario Sports titles will be replaced by specialized Wii Sports games that will have the depth of the previous titles (not gonna happen!).
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6-29-2007 @ 12:58PM
hvnlysoldr said...
Go for the outrageous like Nintendo buys Capcom and makes Okami Wii.
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6-29-2007 @ 2:08PM
samfish said...
^ Screw Capcom. Just buy Seeds.
Oh, and Project HAMMER will be happy to have some company, I bet.
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6-29-2007 @ 2:59PM
Alisha Karabinus said...
vidGuy -- our rumors have merit?! Oh god, we've failed somewhere.
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6-29-2007 @ 3:32PM
vidGuy said...
hahaha, the harddrive one did, anyway. The others? Not so much ;)
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6-29-2007 @ 4:46PM
Mr Khan said...
Uh-uh
They won't kill Galaxy, that fate is reserved for Brawl
Super Smash Bros Brawl will be replaced by Super Brain Wii Party casual waggle Academy Brothers
Then Sakurai will kill himself
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6-29-2007 @ 7:04PM
Alisha Karabinus said...
Thanks, vidGuy, now I feel better! :)
We specialize in ridiculosity around here. At least, that's our goal.
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