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You fail at rule 34.

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There's a simple reason for the lack of Japanese Samus Aran doujinshi.. Metroid just isn't very popular in Japan. Street Fighter is hugely popular. That's why you have tons of Cammy and Chun-Li porn and no Samus stuff. And anyway, Samus Aran just isn't that rich of a character in comparison to someone like, say, Chun-Li. 99% of the time she just looks like a robot. It's not like you see her boobs bouncing around in Super Metroid or anything. But Chun-li, she's jumping around in skimpy outfits in every game.

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I seem to remember the rather bizarre ending of Haloid as a counter argument.

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998

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I seem to remember a LOT of Samus naked on AD

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It could also be the game's focus on isolation and general lack of male (or even human) characters besides Samus. Usually, the more sexual tension there is in a game or show, the more likely you'll see fantasy work that capitalizes on it.

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You make a good point. Although there probably is some. Just google it!

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Why does this matter? Are you guys at wii fanboy trying to rub one out to Samus that bad? I thought hentai or whatever was for 13 year old asian kids, but to each his own.

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Seriously, wth? This has got to be the strangest, out-of-left-field post I've ever seen. Who cares how much or how little pron there is?

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This post is false. Rule 34 dictates it so.

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I fail to see why this should have even been posted, I always considered WiiFanboy better then this. That aside, all I see this doing is promoting pr0n here. No matter the reason, just be thankful that she hasn't been horribly mutilated by too many perverts and have her image ruined, I'm sick of all this stuff too. All it does is sexually objectify woman, naked or indecently dressed. Sigh, but what are you gonna do. them be my 2 cents and a dime, bit of a ramble maybe but thats the way it came out, oh well.

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I completely agree actually. Sure there will be a picture here and there, but it's Samus Aran. She takes on entire planets by herself, completes here objectives in a timely manner, has had all sorts of strange stuff happen to her, and she still goes on as strongly as ever.

I really think Samus Aran is the greatest female video game character ever created.

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What are you talking about, there is tons of Samus pr0n out there. You just haven't been looking hard enough?

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i suppose this is someones cry out to the fan community to post some links for them to peruse...?

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I've never seen Samus pr0n. 'tis a good thing.

I've seen Ridley pr0n though o_o

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Zero Suit Samus porn FTW!!!

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I'm waiting for the Smash Dojo to give us the "Samus Aran Birthday Suit" reveal.

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I always seem to recall a little rule that people seem to have: "Never see hentai of that which you respect in its original form," which in my case happens to be Naruto, Bleach, Eureka 7, and Metroid

I have found archives of Metroid hentai out there, but never viewed it. It is rare though, because Samus, as a female character, has never been "objectified" she is built to be a respectable woman, not a slut.

I think this was a necessary topic, i mean in a mature environment, this is the sort of thing that can be discussed openly

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What the heck inspired you to write this topic? Did you just think "You know what? I'm going to discuss porn today! But how to relate it to Wii... You know, I wish there was some Metroid porn!"

Hilarious in its randomness.

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Samus is too masculine acting to fantasize about.

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Samus Aran can contort herself into a tight little ball; she must f*ck like a tiger.

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For those saying that there isn't much Metroid Pron because Japan Doesn't like Metroid, I think it might be the other way around.

Samus' character is much more like the female hero of a good old American Slasher film. Only even more bad'ss because she's never shown as a terrified victim.

Then you look at games like Metroid Fusion, where they tried to reach out to Japanese audiences by adding more story. What they were also doing though was showing Samus as much more vulnerable in many respects: under the thumb of her ships computer the entire time, and running from SA-X due to her new weakness to Ice. Then in Zero Mission we have Samus armed with only her stun gun and surrounded by enemies and once again Running for her life.

Fischju is right that there is a lot of Samus hentai on AD, and not surprisingly most of it (and the most explicit of it) is of Samus from those GBA Metroids.

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I dunno, it's not as much as those street fighter/dark stalkers girls, but I've seen a fair amount of Samus pr0n in my time.

Then again, I don't really go out specifically looking for it, so it might just not be easy to find.

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I prefer Peach, anyway.

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Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but at some point in Super Metroid isn't Ridley identified as a female creature? Again, feel free to correct me.

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What is AD?

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That would be aerisdies[dot]com

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Just wait at any chan's "Random" board for 10 minutes and you should see someone posting bad MSPaint Samus porn. See previous reference to rule 34.

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Next we'll see the Aurora Unit violating Samus in many ways...lol

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