We've all got them: those classic games that we just never got around to completing, or, in some cases, playing.For his part, this blogger has only ever completed two -- TWO!! -- Zelda games (Link to the Past and Twilight Princess), and only made it through one-third of Super Mario Bros. 3. I have played other Zelda and Mario titles of course, sometimes for scores of hours each, but just never quite found the time to finish them. As for Super Mario Galaxy, that was left to collect dust a month ago, with only 21 stars obtained, and 99 still missing.
I am not proud of these facts. But I am coming clean now, and it feels good! So put any concerns about your precious gamer cred to one side, and tell us: which gaming classics have you either failed to complete, or not even tried? It'll be our secret. By which we mean, the entire internet's secret.
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1-20-2008 @ 10:37AM
vidGuy said...
The SNES was my favorite console, probably due to my age when I had it (4-10 yrs old). Due to that, though, I actually beat very few games. I've never beat LoZ:LttP, Super Metroid, Super Street Fighter 2, or Star Fox, all some of my favorite games. I only recently beat Super Mario World when I got it on the VC.
Now that I think of it, I probably beat very few SNES games. I only started playing games all the way through when I got the N64.
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1-20-2008 @ 10:41AM
Parrsman said...
3 times ive tried ocarina of time, 3 times ive stopped in the spirit temple
tsk
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1-20-2008 @ 10:47AM
Unbreakable_idea said...
Blaster Master on NES. I suppose maybe it's time I finally beat that. I'd make it so far, and after gaming for hours on end, I'd get lost in the repeating screen area towards the end of the game until I died every time. Ahh, the days before internet walkthroughs (I never had Nintendo Power, either. Only rich kids got their own magazines. I was lucky to even have an NES). I finally went back and beat Milon's Secret Castle for the first time a few years ago, and now I believe it's time for vengence against Blaster Master.
PS- You never beat Super Mario 3? What's that take, like an hour at most using warps? Shame on you.
Also, the only two Zelda's I've beaten are the original LoZ on NES and TP on Wii, but the NES and Wii are the only two Ninty systems I've ever owned (and I hated Zelda 2 NES), so I have an excuse.
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1-20-2008 @ 10:49AM
Hame said...
Well I was never able to beat the final boss of Trauma Center: Under the Knife, though I think that's understandable as it was ridiculously too hard and I don't think I completed many (if any) NES games back in the day, but again I think that's understandable.
For some reason I can't seem to get past about Level 7 on any Advance Wars game. I'm utterly useless at it. I just don't undertand how you can defeat an enemy that doesn't die. It's just constant stalemate every time.
PS. Only 21 stars on Galaxy? Come on Chris, sort it out mate!
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1-20-2008 @ 2:44PM
ChrisG said...
I know! To be honest, Galaxy is one of those games I'll pick up again at some point. It's just finding the time. I really need a few 50-hour days in my schedule.
1-20-2008 @ 10:49AM
Tom said...
Since buying the Wii last November and buying about 14 games for it; I have not beat a single one yet. This might be due to my not wanting to rush through games and always having them there to play or just how I can't force myself through games when I know there are other things I should be doing.
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1-20-2008 @ 10:51AM
saylorsgang said...
I'm very ashamed, I've never beat any of the Super Mario Bros games,yeah I suck! I still can't rescue the girl on the last mission in Grand Theft Auto III, even with all the cheats.
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1-20-2008 @ 10:51AM
Phil said...
I'm a HUGE Nintendo fanboy, and a Wii freak to boot. But I recently bought myself a PS2 and have done nothing buy play it for a month. It's even kept me from beating Zack and Wiki.
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1-20-2008 @ 10:54AM
Jayenkai said...
I very rarely complete any games... ever!
I'm a decent player, but once games start to get past that "enjoyable fun play area" point, and head into "actual challenge" territory, I usually start to give up!
Hence why I'm loving the all-new-minigame world of DS and Wii.
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1-20-2008 @ 11:00AM
troy said...
Why not have people writing that PLAY games? You haven't played Mario for months for no reason? I'm glad it feels good for YOU to come clean but I can't help thinking of all the people who like games who might be better suited to a job like yours.
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1-20-2008 @ 12:16PM
bootstrap said...
Wow, jump to conclusions much? Where exactly are you getting that he doesn't like to play games in general? I love Mario and Zelda, but they're not the only franchises that exist and, believe it or not, some people, even people who love Nintendo, don't enjoy them as much as other types of games.
A lot of work goes into contributing to a site like this, and I think it's pretty rude to suggest that Chris isn't fit for this job just because he doesn't like the same games that you do.
1-20-2008 @ 3:34PM
Gonzo said...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.
It's one thing to have games that you haven't, for one reason or another, finished (I have plenty that were too hard or just not very good) but I think if you're writing about games (and it's really none of my business if you get paid, but especially if you get paid for writing about games) you should at least try everything that comes across your desk, if for any other reason, than to just have a frame of reference. I try everything I can get my hands on just out of sheer curiosity.
Nobody seems to care that the writers strike is still going on. Maybe they're waking up.
Save the Zombies!
-G
1-20-2008 @ 3:41PM
ChrisG said...
Sorry you feel that way guys, but I have lots of games to get through, and that means I simply can't complete everything that comes across my desk. I'd say I spend around 25 - 30 hours a week gaming, and when combined with writing, university, and the rest of, well, life, that's all of my time gone.
As I said above however, I'm pretty sure Galaxy will be one of those games I pick up and resume at some stage.
1-20-2008 @ 3:45PM
ChrisG said...
Should also add, however: it's pretty unreasonable to imply I don't like or don't play games, simply because I'm only one-sixth of the way through Super Mario Galaxy. There are other games out there! ;)
1-20-2008 @ 4:06PM
Gonzo said...
Chris-
I don't think anyone expects you to finish every game on the wii or any other system. Not every game is worth finishing and not every game is finishable; for reason of difficulty, crappyness, or the rare lengthiness. I don't even think it's a big deal you didn't finish Galaxy. I'm just saying that to have a proper frame of reference, one suitable to inform us properly, you should at least give a good 10min whirl of anything you can. That's all I'm saying.
Sure, I have plenty of friends who have quite a few unopened games (one in particular hasn't ever touched GTA San Andreas and it's killing me because he'd enjoy it almost as much as I do) but they don't write game blogs.
1-20-2008 @ 4:23PM
ChrisG said...
Well, in my defence, I have spent quite a bit more than a "10-minute whirl" on Galaxy -- I'm up to 21 stars, which constitutes a good few hours of play. I'd totally agree with you if I hadn't played it at all, but that's not the case.
Sadly, the harsh truth is that the sheer number of games released nowadays means it's pretty difficult for a games writer to finish all titles of note. I also think 25 - 30 hours of gaming per week is a long enough period of time in which to gain a frame of reference.
That's not to say I don't appreciate your viewpoint - you're absolutely right to say that games writers should also be players. Yet we must be realistic, and accept that more games than ever are getting released. In a nutshell, I have more games to play than I have time.
And yes troy, I do both play and enjoy games. ;)
1-20-2008 @ 11:01AM
blueblur said...
lets see??? i lied to plenty of people that i beat the first zelda but a little far from it, i had practically everything in the game, the only thing i had to do was finish the final dungeon and beat ganon, but then the lazy syndrone kicked in and i didnt bother playing it, EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1-20-2008 @ 11:03AM
fallentomato said...
Little Nemo: The Dream Master for the NES: I could get past that damn penguin.
Also I never beat Link's Adventure, but that game is too hard.
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1-20-2008 @ 11:09AM
thatguy223 said...
Its okay Chris I have also only beaten 2 Zelda Games Majoras Mask , and Ocarina Of Time It took me till their release day to summer 2007 to beat them. Probably would have been less If I didnt ever ghet that PS2 or Gamecube. Took me about 2 years to beat FFX . but anywho I have yet to beat zelda I or II on the collectors disk, and I have yet to get remotely near the end of Okage:Shadow king the most horrible game ever made, EVER!
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1-20-2008 @ 11:16AM
Roto13 said...
Beyond Good and Evil. I liked it, but I stopped playing it for some reason I forget and never finished it.
Skies of Arcadia. I started playing it at a time when I really had no business playing an RPG because there was too much crap going on for me to finish it. Then someone erased my file and I really cannot be assed to restart.
Shadow of the Colossus. They're too big and intimidating! D:
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1-20-2008 @ 11:18AM
Roto13 said...
Oh! Also, Zelda 1. I've beaten every single other Zelda game besides that one. :P
1-21-2008 @ 11:28AM
SnesR0X said...
I'd bet against that :p
name them
1-21-2008 @ 11:30AM
Roto13 said...
Huh? What's so hard to believe? There's not THAT many.
1-20-2008 @ 11:22AM
Brandisis said...
Metroid is one of my favorite franchises but I must admit that I've never even played Super Metroid. After loving both Metroid on the NES and Metroid 2 on the Gameboy, I hit High School and didn't get buy a SNES. I missed out on a lot of great games just because I was trying to "grow-up" at the time.
But now I have a Super Nintendo, bought used and I'm going back and playing all those classic games I missed.
I've also never played Zelda: Ocarina of Time Or Majora's Mask because I didn't get a N64.
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1-20-2008 @ 11:32AM
Ryan M said...
..I hate every game in the Metroid series.
..:(
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1-20-2008 @ 2:41PM
Nebinator said...
Wow.... that.... i'm speechless
1-20-2008 @ 2:52PM
Psy said...
Right there with you. I bought Corruption for Christmas, thinking that might change things since it got such great scores.
I stopped after the second level, and have absolutely no desire to play again.
1-21-2008 @ 11:37AM
Roto13 said...
I don't like Metroid, but I can certainly appreciate why so many other people love it.
1-20-2008 @ 11:40AM
Lloyddobler said...
Anyone else remember how impossible "Riddle of the sphynx" was for atari 2600? Maybe I was just too young to get it or maybe it really was pointless. I've had Metroid Prime 3 sitting on my shelf since I've bought it. Never had a gamecube, so I borrowed Prime 1 ans 2 from friends, and beat them back to back. That's a whole lot of Metroid......Wanted to cool down a bit before I started 3. I should get to it after I figure out how to get all these damn secret treasure chests on Zack and Wiki.
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1-20-2008 @ 11:41AM
Fiefdom said...
I dislike the Mario series and have thus never beaten a singe Mario game. I put about twenty hours into Final Fantasy X but haven't touched it since. I didn't care for any of the characters, or the storyline, so the game felt really dumb the whole time I was playing it. I also have not yet beat any Resident Evil game. My memory card got corrupted at a time when I was pushing through RE1, RE0, and RE4. The only game I have touched since was RE4, but only a little bit. Oh, and Valkyrie Profile. I kept playing through portions of it only to realize I'd missed a useful item or something and then I'd restart. I did that three or four times before giving up on it.
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1-20-2008 @ 11:47AM
Sean said...
I just beat Super Mario Brothers this past year, when i got it on the VC. I didn't start beating any games until I got to high school about 10 years ago, to be honest. The closest I had ever gotten before that was playing Bubble Bobble when a friend of mine got the counter down to zero and started celebrating before we realized we had to pop the boss. He came back and ripped us a new one, and I have yet to go back and finish it, even 16 years later it mocks me. And I still havenm't beaten Links Awakening on the Gameboy, even though I've had it since it came out, and bought DX on ebay 2 years ago.
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1-20-2008 @ 11:58AM
MemphisNET said...
I could never make it past the second speeder-bike level on SNES Battletoads.
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1-20-2008 @ 11:58AM
Joe H said...
I've been horrible lately myself. Back when I was in college a few years ago, I'd beat most of the games I played. Then it all started to stop happening around the I got Splinter Cell Double Agent.
There's now probably 20-30 games I haven't beaten since then, with Super Paper Mario (world 6), Metroid Prime 2 which I tried to beat before 3 came out, MP3, and Super Mario Galaxy (85 stars) being some of the many Wii ones, and a bunch more on my DS and on the PC. Twilight Princess was definitely one I did finish though.
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1-20-2008 @ 12:07PM
Lilinka said...
I have a laundry list of such offenses, unfortunately.
PC: Bioshock, Neverwinter Nights' OC, Shivering Isles, and KotOR II
GameCube: Rogue Squadron III (got stuck on a crappy on foot stage), Fire Emblem: PoR
Wii: Elebits, Metroid Prime 3 (I started on easy rather than veteran and found the game without challenge, working my way back through), Nights, Trauma Center: New Blood, and Zack & Wiki.
PS1: Wild Arms 2, and... FF7. I lost my save at late into the second disc and so I picked up my friend's save early on the third.
PS2: Wild Arms 3, I keep realizing I didn't unlock XYZ and going back. Wild Arms: Alter Code F. Wild Arms 4 + 5, not playing them until I beat 3. Grand Theft Auto 3, Vice City, and San Andreas.
PS3: Assassin's Creed, but I'm working on that.
DS: Trauma Center: Under the Knife, way too hard.
I'm sure I have more, but I can't even recall past that point...
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1-20-2008 @ 12:11PM
hvnlysoldr said...
There was one Wolverine Genesis game I never finished. Haven't completed Zelda I yet. Still need the Great Palace and Thunderbird in Zelda II. Finally beat SMB1. Last level of Blazing Lazers even with cheats. Pokemon Diamond 5th gym. Tales of Symphonia I'm going to ride off my brother's second round. Final Fantasy III.
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1-20-2008 @ 12:21PM
TWiNKiE said...
I've beaten a handful of Zelda games (Minish Cap, OoT, WW, MM, Hourglass, TP) but I havent gotten to beat LttP. I've gotten really far on a GBA remake of it, but I lost the cartridge. i got a friends cartridge, but just don't feel like beating it. (shame) I also have the origional zelda on VC which is really hard, and so I quit.
I also downloaded Super Metroid at VC, but i have yet to even get missles, which is utterly embarrassing. I can never beat 8-4 of SMB and SMB3.
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1-20-2008 @ 12:42PM
Matt said...
I've only beaten Metroid: Zero Mission for GBA. Played Super Metroid and Metroid Prime 3, but haven't beaten them yet (both on Wii)
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1-20-2008 @ 12:50PM
Mr Khan said...
I never beat Final Fantasy III. I got to the point where i could kill that one guy and then enter the world of darkness (the last dungeon), found out that it was a massive dungeon with much stronger enemies and multiple bosses, AND that it was past a point of no return, so i couldn't train there
I wasn't getting enough EXP from the previous dungeon, and couldn't train in the next, so i just said "fuck it"
Oh, and i could never kill the Black Knight in Path of Radiance without cheating (they give you MIST to help of all people, and if you don't make her escape, more enemies come and shred her to pieces). A simple code made Ike's hp reset to max after every attack.
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1-20-2008 @ 1:09PM
Knema007 said...
There's probably plenty in there from when I was young that I don't remember. However, there are three that have stuck with me: Link's Awakening on the GBC, Half-Life 1 and Clive Barker's Undying. The first I couldn't get past one dungeon, the second I was too creeped out to keep playing and the last was a combination of the two; stuck and scared.
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1-20-2008 @ 1:19PM
z said...
This is non wii related:
i used a cheat to get "kicked the bucket" as a 360 aheivment. :x
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1-20-2008 @ 1:57PM
Moose said...
A chicken killed me the first time I played Ocarina and I never played it again.
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1-20-2008 @ 1:57PM
Tony said...
I've been stuck at Bongo Bongo in Ocarina of Time for years. Every once in a while, I try again and after failing 4 or 5 times, I give up again. For Metroid Prime 3, I bought it the day of launch and quit after I got killed by the first boss. Never had the urge to try again.
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1-20-2008 @ 2:40PM
Mr Khan said...
Bongo Bongo consistently kicked my ass until i figured out that:
A: Wearing Hover boots in that battle is a bad idea
B: You have to hit the eye after paralyzing both hands
1-20-2008 @ 2:17PM
Jeremy said...
The list of games that I never beat is such a long one that it would take me all to just to get half. My most shameful confessions though would be that I have never completed a Zelda game since I always lose interest in each game. I have also only beaten the more recent Mario games but anything before the N64 was never finished. I have beaten every FPS game I have played and every RPG that had a decent story this includes all FF games except 9 which I thought sucked. Also I have never played Metroid Prime 1 and 2. I have beaten every Resident Evil game except UC since I am not a fan of on rails shooters. I have also never beaten a Sonic game. I also could never beat the original TMNT game. I have never taken the time to go through any sports game, movie based game, or rhythm game.
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1-20-2008 @ 2:18PM
LeChuck said...
I never had a SNES, 64, or GC so there's a ton of classics I completely missed out on. I'll try to make up for it when I get a Wii. Only Zeldas I've completed were Link's Awakening and Phantom Hourglass (possibly my favorite game ever). I got through 7 temples in the first Zelda but never found #8. Haven't played a console Mario since SMB3. Only Metroids I've really played are 2 and Hunters, didn't finish either. And I have yet to touch any of the Smash Bros. games.
7 is the only Final Fantasy I've finished. I had 9 but the last disc was busted. I have 10 but I lose interest and restart it and I have 3 but just stopped playing it after a while.
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1-20-2008 @ 2:25PM
jason said...
I stopped playing Phantom Hourglass part way through after I realized how bad it was.
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1-20-2008 @ 2:30PM
djbuhhda said...
i dont like usually ever complete a game excpet for ones that i really love. lik i beat eternal darkness like a million times when it first came out but then i bought it sometime last year and im stuck at some spot.
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1-20-2008 @ 3:08PM
Zr said...
well.......as long as its a secret.....
I only beat twilight princess and phantom hourglass as for zelda titles. i liked em tho... When I was a kid, Wind Waker and Melee were the only games including Link that I knew about.....
I now have Lttp on VC though....
Sunshine-I gave up after 70 or so shines, never beat bowser....
contrarily, i have 118 stars in SM64 and 242 in Galaxy
I never played most games N64 or older, mainly because I wasn't a big gamer back then. But I have played every mainstream pokemon game(excluding Firered) to the bitter end though :P
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1-20-2008 @ 3:34PM
genocidalrobot said...
I've never finished the original SMB, or SMB 2, or mario 64, or Galaxy (yet). I did beat 3, Super Mario World and Sunshine. Haven't finished Super Paper Mario, or Paper Mario that I downloaded on the VC.
I downloaded Sin & Punishment and played it for 5 minutes and haven't touched it since, but I bought that mostly out of principle. I have an seemingly endless pile of games on the PC, Wii and DS that I will probably never finish. This isn't counting all the many games from systems long past that I never finished and probably never will.
I also think I need a few extra 50-hour days in a week.
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1-20-2008 @ 4:11PM
ALH said...
Despite ripping it off for a personal project, and praising it for its atmosphere and depth, i've yet to finish a silent hill game and only ever got 20 minutes into silent hill 2. To be fair, my PS2 stopped reading PS1 disks so i couldnt finish my runthrough of the first game, and i didnt want to play any of the others until i had finished it. I've since restarted SH1 a couple of times on emulators but a combination of lazyness and plain wuzzyness means i've yet to complete it.
Its the one series which i can really say scares the everloving shit out of me :(
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