We could try to riff off of this Trauma Center-related Wiimote accessory kit, but it would be a waste of time. The truth is that there is nothing we could say that is funnier than the actual facts about this device. For example, it comes with a dedicated attachment that is designed to realistically mimic the feeling of having an opaque crosshair on the end of a short stick.
The other attachment is sort of a Swiss Army surgery kit, with a syringe, a scalpel, a drain, and some other plastic items meant to represent Trauma Center surgical tools. On the end of your game controller. If you're having a hard time conceptualizing the link between your Wiimote movements and the onscreen events in Trauma Center, this Trauma Center Kit is available for $16.62 at DealExtreme. Please get this instead of something that is actually sharp.
[Via GayGamer]
The other attachment is sort of a Swiss Army surgery kit, with a syringe, a scalpel, a drain, and some other plastic items meant to represent Trauma Center surgical tools. On the end of your game controller. If you're having a hard time conceptualizing the link between your Wiimote movements and the onscreen events in Trauma Center, this Trauma Center Kit is available for $16.62 at DealExtreme. Please get this instead of something that is actually sharp.
[Via GayGamer]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
1-22-2008 @ 10:37AM
Zack W. said...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....cough cough gasp....ha ha ha.....
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1-22-2008 @ 10:39AM
Zack W. said...
In seriousness, for the same price, everyone should buy Cinematic Titanic's the Oozing Skull. These are the same people that created MST3K. It should be way better than useless plastic.
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1-22-2008 @ 10:48AM
troy said...
Closing the italic and not making everything past your one liner slanty on the entire page is a very real option at this point. ;) lol
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1-22-2008 @ 11:16AM
Lloyddobler said...
Nevermind how impossible it would be to change peripherals as fast as you change them in the game. Next we can make different right and left hands and feet to swap during a fighting game.
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1-22-2008 @ 3:03PM
samfish said...
People only buy peripherals from Nintendo! 3rd party peripherals don't sell on Nintendo systems!
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1-22-2008 @ 7:21PM
Arc|Angel said...
What no speculum?
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1-23-2008 @ 4:26AM
BPM4:Guns of the Idiots said...
The funny thing is the box actually uses Trauma Center's Derek Stiles and Angela Thompson. I smell a lawsuit! Someone better get Phoenix Wright!
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1-31-2008 @ 6:07AM
Kree said...
HOLD IT!
Don't you mean Miles Edgeworth? :P