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Y'know, you're right, I would like to believe that too... it's a lot more pleasant than a myriad of other possibilities. So I guess I'll go with that explanation as well.

Someone who likes to have their journal entries featured on a gaming blog? It must be someone from Kotaku.

Ze goggles zey do nothing! Also irony for you saying it's disgusting.

Normal? Death?

Let me tell you something about normal. Normal only counts in medical tests. Normal is multiple, therefore it is redundant, therefore normal people are expendable. By their normal nature normal people deserve death, not because they did anything wrong (they never did much of anything at all) but for the fact that if a normal person is destroyed there are many, many more carefully stored in mediocrity. They can be replaced like light bulbs. Is there some hidden joy in saying "I can swap my entire life with millions of people and the difference would be negligible."?

There's nothing more pathetic than people who seek normality. Normality is achieved by no doing anything different or special. I suspect anyone who tries to be normal of seeks normal things of hiding a terrible darkness inside them. Normal comes when you don't try or don't seek. The pursuit of normal causes a great deal of pain.

Example: Some women look for "that special someone" and "a perfectly normal guy". This is irrational. Special things are never perfectly normal. Choose one or face heartbreak.

Other things that are not normal include: awesome things, memorable things, interesting things, odd things, new things, exceptional things and once-in-a-lifetime things.

People don't recognize the triad of weird/stupid/dangerous. Birdo here is pretty weird and stupid, but not dangerous. That means it's amusing and possibly fun. It's the stupid, dangerous things that are not weird at all, that are everyday, commonplace, normal behavior that frighten me. If you walk out in public with the right kind of eyes you can see ten of them on any given day.

So, weirdo in the vinyl and/or latex Birdo suit: I salute you!

you stared at it for only 10 seconds? Wow you have will power, how did you pull away?

Read that again, pal: "We *imagine* the above individual's diary entry for today would look something like this..."

The mask needs work, though.