We've always heard that "cleanliness is next to Godliness," but Housekeeper Squadron Clean Keeper seems to contradict that saying. Yet, the game's "ick factor" comes from more than just cleaning evil dirt with girls in maid outfits. Some details have emerged on the title, and we've come to realize that the gameplay involves cleaning dirt off of these child-looking girls.When they're attacked by evil starburst dirt, the player must clean the girls using the Wii's motion controls. Depending on what cleaning tool you're using, you'll be imitating a different gesture, such as wiping or jabbing. The trailer for the game also shows a whip tool, which proves to us that the whole "cleaning" story is just an excuse to do naughty things to little girls.
Aside from the risqué content, the game will be your everyday Japanese dating sim adventure. But, we're sure that's not what folks will be buying the game for. It's also interesting to note that this game only has a CERO C (equivalent to an ESRB "T") rating in Japan.
To see some NSFW video footage of the game (the video doesn't show any inappropriate body parts, but do you want to explain it to your coworkers?), which also happen to have "not safe for ears" audio (it's appropriate, just horrible), move on past the break.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
3-13-2008 @ 8:21PM
Macroy said...
There's no way I'm getting this game. I have enough trouble worrying about how clean my Wii's lens is already!
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3-13-2008 @ 8:24PM
Mike Jenkins said...
UPINUS? Ha!
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3-13-2008 @ 8:27PM
Candace Savino said...
I know the logo makes it look like that, but it's actually Lupinus, with an "l" in front.
3-13-2008 @ 8:31PM
Mike Jenkins said...
Ah, makes more sense.
3-13-2008 @ 8:32PM
Mike Jenkins said...
Should have known from the katakana anyway.
3-13-2008 @ 8:50PM
Feigr said...
That song was great! :D
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3-13-2008 @ 8:54PM
ManekiNeko said...
That looks utterly awful! I'm not talking about the UNICEF-aggravating content, but the quality of the game. It looks like it's comprised entirely of still pictures!
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3-13-2008 @ 9:04PM
Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) said...
Awwww, awww awww....
This was one of the articles I submitted in my job application to this site....
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3-13-2008 @ 9:08PM
Mr Khan said...
Wait, you applied here too? Sweet.
3-13-2008 @ 11:17PM
Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) said...
Yeah. I applied, doubtful I'll get it but had to give it a shot anyway. I don't know, games journalism sounds fun and since I am rather system agnostic, I can hang my hat anywhere... well, possibly not N-Gagefanboy.com but that's because I once had a part time job as one of their street crew. Want to know how to feel dirty about yourself? Show up at campus bars or parties with an Ngage as a walking commercial....
3-13-2008 @ 9:11PM
Mr Khan said...
Cero C comes from a culture that wasn't founded by Puritans
This sort of thing doesn't bat an eye over there. Nor in Europe, i am thinking.
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3-13-2008 @ 10:10PM
Candace Savino said...
That's true. It's not so much the sexual situations that are disturbing though -- there's a ton of the Japanese sims out there, and if they turn people on, hey, whatever floats your boat. It's more of the age of the girls in question (they look/sound twelve). Couple that with motion controls, and it's just icky.
3-18-2008 @ 1:04PM
sammy213 said...
the last japanese girl I dated was 28 but she looked twelve... okay, well, more like 14...
3-13-2008 @ 9:24PM
Hot$auce_Magik said...
There are so many things wrong with what I just watched...but i would like them to clean my house.
Did anyone find that some of the voices were VERY similar to some of the voice from the origional pokemon cartoon?
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3-13-2008 @ 11:21PM
xeleion said...
Somehow, this made my stomach cringe. Literally. It's still hurting right now.
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3-14-2008 @ 1:18AM
mykie said...
The only thing dirty about this game is the thoughts it causes...
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3-14-2008 @ 1:46AM
NewJohnny said...
Fucked. I'll never understand the Japanese. Considering the age of consent in Japan is 13, it does make some sense though.
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3-14-2008 @ 5:00PM
Perverted said...
I so feel like defending this game...but since the actual gameplay is likely bad I won't....
But I will say...they don't look like twelve year olds to me they look about 16 or so...or maybe just well developed 12 year olds?
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3-14-2008 @ 5:03PM
Perverted said...
*need edit button*
After turning the volume up a bit I can safely say the sound was terrible and it's an insult to call it that....more like noise.....uh....
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3-14-2008 @ 7:56PM
Tom said...
Well, whatever. If it turns on little Japanese kids, so be it. It didn't turn me on at all. It actually backfired. And now my ears are bleeding. A lot. Damn. Shoulda heeded your advice Wiifanboy, but I was foolish!
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