And, before you ask, yes, our room puts this kid's to shame. Our room has a frozen clone of Shigeru Miyamoto in it. Why? Well, we need to get witty headlines for Eric's posts somehow. He can't be bothered, he's too busy counting his theoretical millions in internet money.
Back to the subject at hand, we dare you to say you have even half of the junk this guy does. If there's one thing he has that we don't, it's that Umbrella watch. Not like it matters, because the iron shackles that tie us to our Joystiq company Acer laptops would never allow us to escape out into the real world, where a computer desktop clock is nowhere to be seen.
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4-04-2008 @ 7:48PM
FantomRedux said...
BAM BAM BAM
I didn't see any Phoenix Wright stuff. He die now ¬_¬
But seriously, wow. My freinds take the piss because I have a few gaming T-Shirts and an AC Sephiroth figure (ITS NOT A DOLL DAMNIT!!!!!!!!).
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4-04-2008 @ 7:52PM
Joe Cart said...
He didnt show us the most prized nintendo console: THE NES!
Go back to the drawing board kiddo
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4-04-2008 @ 8:59PM
Ghen said...
NES with the grey zapper, oh yes I do.
That poor child has a fixation on gay sex too.
4-04-2008 @ 8:02PM
Jared said...
interesting...i wouldn't mind having that watch though~
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4-04-2008 @ 8:05PM
Wraith_242 said...
Wow what was up with all the humping! And i agree no retro stuff.
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4-04-2008 @ 8:17PM
silwecad said...
I think I have that Yoshi plush.
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4-04-2008 @ 8:31PM
vegi-saurus said...
I love my Mario and Luigi plushies
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2594/dscn3617jw6.jpg
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4-04-2008 @ 9:15PM
Avoli said...
Wouldn't a true fanboi have...oh... I dont know....more games and systems? Hell knows I do.
Memorabilia is good and all, proving you dont get laid isnt. Proving furthermore you would prefer gay sex.....burn your room.
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4-05-2008 @ 3:54PM
Dio said...
Actually, Link had sex with two females in that video D:
BAM BAM
4-04-2008 @ 10:41PM
SoshiKitai said...
BAM! BAM!
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4-04-2008 @ 11:32PM
Roto13 said...
Piffle. That's not so much. Tons of people have more and are more than happy to post their ginormous collections all over the internet.
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4-05-2008 @ 12:59AM
The Shit said...
This guy must get soooo much pussy
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4-05-2008 @ 3:34AM
HellsHammer said...
Collection? ...or huge spending spree?
99% of this crap was sold within the last 5 years. I wish I had that kinda money.
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4-05-2008 @ 6:58AM
aeazel said...
Perhaps it's just my sensitivity being a gay person, but the above comments irk me, and I've rather come to enjoy most of this blog.
The kid has a predilection for humping, both gay and straight from what I see.
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4-05-2008 @ 11:16PM
David Hinkle said...
aezel,
That's why we added the comment modding. Vote someone's comment down or report it as offensive.
Or, if you want, you can just email me directly and I'll get on it as soon as I can. Get the addy here:
http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/bloggers/david-hinkle
4-05-2008 @ 9:11AM
Matthew said...
Completely agree with aeazel, way to go the stereotypical ignorant gamer route and insult gays, now I get to go the same route and assume you're all 13 years old and afraid of your own sexuality! Hooray for stereotyping and bashing!
-m.
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4-05-2008 @ 12:13PM
SoshiKitai said...
BAM! BAM!
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4-05-2008 @ 12:20PM
Russell said...
my question mark box is bigger!
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4-05-2008 @ 2:38PM
Charles said...
My country doesn't sell merchandise! Boo-Ya! I beat you all:P! I only have a few pokemon toys and a pokedex and a few pokemon cards, and thats about it... Curse this country for the lack of gamer and game-related merchandise!
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4-05-2008 @ 4:17PM
Mountain lion link said...
Yeah...um, LAME
My brother has his parent's attic full of Nintendo merchandise back from late 80s to the end of the "revolution" pre-wii name period. Most of the plushies and related items that could get damage from different weather variables are also enclosed in moisture bags.
And seriously, that guy, weather he is homosexual or not, needs to get laid. That will cure all the raping his creates.
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4-06-2008 @ 12:40AM
rhapsody said...
So jealous... Though his complete lack of Kirby merchandise earns him an automatic fail.
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4-06-2008 @ 1:41AM
Andy said...
Ummm did anyone else notice a Final Fantasy Advent Children wall scroll???? HE ISN'T A REAL FANBOY :o
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4-07-2008 @ 6:54PM
Guillermo said...
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude that guy's room is awesome. Although I probably have almost as many GC and DS games...
"I drew this at school!" lol.
I seriously want that ? block plush that makes sound.
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