Because regular plushies are way too cute

Posted Apr 5th 2008 8:00PM by Alisha Karabinus
Filed under: Fan stuff

Stupid plushies, with their cute little faces and soft, fuzzy bodies. Ugh. Hate 'em! What's there to like about squishable little animals anyway? You know what we need? Uncute plushies. Thankfully, someone is on the cutting edge, ready with the future of stuffed toys. Resident Evil fans, pay attention, for we present: the zombie dog plush, courtesy of mjrahabim's Etsy marketplace. On one site, it's a cute little puppy. On the other? A skeletal undead killing machine. It's dual use! Each puppy is custom-made (which means they may vary from plush to plush) for $25.

And it still manages to be cute. Dammit.

Tags: dog, etsy, mjrahabim, plush, resident-evil, zombie

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

4-05-2008 @ 8:45PM

Qwikstreet said...

God I love the stuff on etsy.

Ordered!

4-05-2008 @ 9:11PM

TheOverlord#2 (will beat you with Toon Link!)(1461-5875-9923) said...

Do want!
It would be cool if they hand-made them though, not just adding bones & blood to a regular dog plush

4-05-2008 @ 9:50PM

Undead Priest said...

Best plushie ever?

4-06-2008 @ 1:57AM

Alisha Karabinus said...

Definitely a candidate.

4-05-2008 @ 9:58PM

Shadow31 said...

I won't lie. That plushie is frickin' sweet. It's times like these I wish I had money to waste on cool useless junk. :(

4-06-2008 @ 1:56AM

Alisha Karabinus said...

I know! I have to be really careful now, because in addition to awesome crap I don't need like this, there's a ton of (expensive) baby stuff I don't need.

THE INTERNET IS DANGEROUS... for your wallet.

4-05-2008 @ 11:32PM

Polecat said...

I love the Lovecraft themed plushes. If I had those and the Necronomicon Pillow, I'd be able to finally meet the next world in peace.

4-06-2008 @ 12:35AM

Anticrawl said...

This plushie reminds me of that mustbedestroyed.com site that was all the rage in the mid 90s.

4-06-2008 @ 2:16AM

Joe Cart said...

hey lets all pitch in money and buy this for Michael Vick.. i'm sure he'd appreciate it while he's in JAIL.

4-06-2008 @ 9:43AM

Rowan said...

ouch. low blow.

4-06-2008 @ 12:49PM

Alex said...

DO NOT WANT

I HATE those Hell Dogs from RE4, when they'd jump out of the bushes in that hedge maze, man that freaked me out!

4-06-2008 @ 1:29PM

Shugotheripper said...

I want it

4-06-2008 @ 1:30PM

Shugotheripper said...

Now

4-06-2008 @ 10:37PM

Mr.ESC said...

Friggin' sweet.

4-17-2008 @ 11:13AM

mjrahabim said...

Thank you so much for the plug! I am truly honored! :D

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