And no, we're not even talking about
Deca Sports, which features kart racing as one of its ten activities. Rather, Conspiracy Entertainment is making
another Wii game in their Cocoto series, called
Cocoto Kart Racer (which is already out for the DS, GameCube, PC and PS2). The title should be coming out soon (the press release said Q2 2008), and will probably break the hearts of children everywhere. We're not saying it will necessarily be a bad game (even though the other versions got poor reviews, so let's be realistic), but the point is, it's not
Mario Kart.
Imagine a child asking his or her parents for
Mario Kart, only to be sorely disappointed when they come home with
Cocoto Kart Racer instead because they don't know the difference or want to go with the cheaper option. We can definitely see that happening.
[Via press release]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-27-2008 @ 4:23PM
TheOverlord#2 can has Mario Karts?(MK: FC coming soon!) said...
*repeatedly slams head against a wall*
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4-27-2008 @ 4:47PM
Onomah said...
There are some whose brains will leak out of their eyes before they even begin to play this game. They will be the lucky few.
In fairness I may be judging this game a little hard, branding it as shovelware without even taking into account the love and effort that went into it. But realistically it's probably a big steaming pile of monkey poop.
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4-27-2008 @ 5:39PM
Sabastian Chadwick McGirt said...
Apparently you all have forgotten about M&M Kart Racing.
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4-27-2008 @ 5:51PM
Joshua said...
OW!!
4-27-2008 @ 6:14PM
BDR said...
Less forgotton and more gouged-out-the-part-of-brain-that-remembers
4-27-2008 @ 7:08PM
Don said...
@BDR
hehehehehehe!!!
4-27-2008 @ 8:10PM
TheWarlock said...
@BDR
ROFL! *spills water on his lap due to funny-ness of comment*
4-27-2008 @ 5:45PM
Sean jdahsdka said...
Gamecube and PS2?!
I didn't know developers where still working on GC and PS2 games still. woah.
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4-27-2008 @ 8:04PM
TheOverlord#2 can has Mario Karts?(MK:2578-3517-9859) said...
They make PS2 games still but noone makes GC games anymore.
And I think it means you can buy it on those other systems but a Wii version is coming Q2.
4-28-2008 @ 2:30AM
Candace Savino said...
Yeah, the other versions (GC, DS, PC, PS2) are already out. Only the Wii version will be new.
4-27-2008 @ 5:45PM
LeChuck said...
I guess SPOGS wouldn't count as a kart racers. Since instead of karts it has... weird wheel things with rockets that drive on their own.
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4-27-2008 @ 6:12PM
Mr Khan said...
That picture needs this caption:
APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER!
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4-27-2008 @ 6:20PM
ssuk said...
http://www.amazon.com/Myth-Makers-Super-Kart-GP/dp/B000WC8G5M/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1209334778&sr=8-1
Don't forget this...
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4-27-2008 @ 7:03PM
Brento said...
So some little brat is going to get to learn disappointment if he gets Cocothoacoto racing game. Back in 1977 when I was a kid my ma came home with a CSPO halloween costume from Kmart when I wanted a Darth Vader. Let's just say that my social standing took a huge hit in the 3rd grade sitting there in the bright yellow gay CSPO outfit.
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4-27-2008 @ 7:40PM
Disco Ball said...
Do you mean C3PO? or was it really a generic costume with the name of CSPO?
4-27-2008 @ 7:44PM
TheWarlock said...
OH MAN! This couldn't POSSIBLY be better than the alternative that is MarioKartWii! [note disgustingly sour use of sarcasm] IMPOSSIBLE!
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4-28-2008 @ 2:32AM
Candace Savino said...
With 4ish scores for the other versions, it's pretty likely that the game won't be as good as Mario Kart Wii. But hey, if you disagree, go and buy it.
4-27-2008 @ 8:48PM
Alan Friesen said...
Where's my F-Zero Wii?
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4-27-2008 @ 9:49PM
CJ said...
Reminds me of kids getting a Gobot instead of a Transformer back in the 80s.
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