Wii Move, developed by a team containing former EA and Rockstar North staffers, is the first announced WiiWare game to make use of the Balance Board. It's also ... a game of some kind? Probably? All we know is that it has at least one character model, a woman who is featureless and plainly rendered aside from breast physics. She runs, and then walks, among a crowd of her own clones.
We suspect that the reason PheroseSoft made such a cryptic teaser video for this game was because it's an exercise game, and that may not be as exciting to everyone as some mysterious WiiWare project.
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6-13-2008 @ 9:56AM
Geoff said...
What the ...
Reminds me of Apple's 1984 commercial.
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6-13-2008 @ 10:02AM
Nigeria said...
It's good to see these guys have their priorities in order: breasts first; Itagaki style.
Also, that has to be a dude in drag. He must have implants, or something. Not that I'm complaining.
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6-13-2008 @ 12:58PM
Lars said...
Agreed... that thing is hideous, despite the breast-bouncing hip-swaying action.
6-13-2008 @ 10:08AM
ECG said...
DO NOT WANT
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6-13-2008 @ 10:26AM
KLG said...
Is it just me, or does the model have ridiculously long feet?
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6-13-2008 @ 11:20AM
xeleion said...
That woman creeps me the hell out.
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6-13-2008 @ 11:27AM
Sonic_13 said...
Interesting...I wonder what it is.
Also, I somehow doubt Nintendo is going to let it be called "Wii Move". I don't think they would want it to be confused with their "Wii Chess/Fit/Music/Play/Sports" games.
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6-13-2008 @ 11:50AM
xfr3386 said...
I can't help but feel that the breast physics weren't necessary.
If she was some hot rendered babe maybe, but that creepy grey robot looking thing?
As someone who loves Wii Fit I'm excited when anything claims use of the board, but this trailer does squat for me. It doesn't even intrigue me, I'm just as interested as if I didn't know the game existed at all.
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6-13-2008 @ 12:32PM
cbylife said...
haha! it's funny how the only physics were the bouncing boobs. i can just see all those game nerds sitting around developing this making sure the boobs bounce. its actually pretty pathetic!
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6-13-2008 @ 12:42PM
Jeff said...
those models are horrendous.
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6-13-2008 @ 12:50PM
guttertalk said...
How about a Wiiware game where we play a Charles Barkley character and we swing our butts to knock opponents aside for rebounds?
Or how about Time Warp pelvic thrusts?
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6-13-2008 @ 4:48PM
reglop said...
I would -so- do the Time Warp again!
6-13-2008 @ 2:29PM
Splam said...
Teaser or not, there is no way an art director approved that animation.
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6-13-2008 @ 8:49PM
silwecad said...
That was terrifying.
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6-14-2008 @ 7:26AM
Char6296 said...
Do girls really walk like that? I never realised I did. That's probably because most of us girls don't. I'd hate to imagine what kind of physics they do with a guy.
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6-15-2008 @ 11:58PM
Bunny said...
That really freaked me out. Nothing else matters as long as the boobs bounce!
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