If the previous trailer is anything to go by, the upcoming WiiWare "game' Wii Move looks a little on the ... odd side. We're telling you right now -- you ain't seen nothing yet. In fact, the newest video is so completely bonkers, it needs a NSFW rating. Yeah, keep it on the down low.
So ... cool. How to be objective about this? The graphics are simple, it will feature online play, and the Balance Board can be used to create your own moves. Moves like ... burning a topless man with candle wax! Arrrgh! This is nuts!
Let's cut to the chase. Seems like a big box of fake. More specifically, it seems like a giant crater of awesome. Here's hoping Wii Move turns out to be more messed up than anyone could ever imagine!
So ... cool. How to be objective about this? The graphics are simple, it will feature online play, and the Balance Board can be used to create your own moves. Moves like ... burning a topless man with candle wax! Arrrgh! This is nuts!
Let's cut to the chase. Seems like a big box of fake. More specifically, it seems like a giant crater of awesome. Here's hoping Wii Move turns out to be more messed up than anyone could ever imagine!
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6-17-2008 @ 12:38PM
Nigeria said...
It's a sex game?
I have a feeling if you buy this game you'll probably look a little like that dude in the brown shirt (19secs).
I'm all for debauchery and all that, but this is way too out there, even for someone like me.
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6-17-2008 @ 12:41PM
zeldazeppelin said...
wow wtf was that.That was just way to creepy and really disturbing
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6-17-2008 @ 5:22PM
Ghen said...
Same thing I said. What. The. Fuck.
Then I read the 3rd paragraph, oh ok.
6-17-2008 @ 12:42PM
velocitySTRIKE said...
Now I totally understand the art style. Weird theme though, let's see how Nintendo stops little Jimmy 8-years-old from downloading this thinking it's just another exercise game...
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6-17-2008 @ 1:10PM
Mike Schramm said...
I call shenanigans! No way this is a real game, seems like some kind of weird, unfunny hoax.
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6-17-2008 @ 1:14PM
TurboFool said...
wtf did I just watch? So disturbing and intriguing at the same time. I think I might want it.
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6-17-2008 @ 1:30PM
Big Eared Monkey said...
One of a few things could be going on. Officially my vote is on hoax or bad publicity stunt. However, it could be an attempt to get Nintendo to allow AO rated material on the console. (will not happen).
Either way will be interesting to see what's next.
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6-17-2008 @ 1:41PM
B513A said...
what... the hell...
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6-17-2008 @ 1:43PM
iMeh said...
THAT'S AWESOME! I wonder if the developers are from Austin, TX. We're weird like that.
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6-17-2008 @ 7:52PM
N4N0T3CH said...
It's true. I know a guy that wears a "Keep Austin Weird" shirt in support of local businesses. Weirdos. :)
6-17-2008 @ 1:57PM
dwain said...
I got the candle wax ready and I am covering my wii fit covered in leather right now.
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6-17-2008 @ 2:06PM
CJLopez said...
WTF!!!!!
Now this is something I never though would be getting in the near future, i mean, WTF!!!
My head will explode trying to understand the logic behind the creators of this game
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6-17-2008 @ 2:17PM
Drahken said...
.....what.
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6-17-2008 @ 2:36PM
PunchyMcJunk said...
This is easily the ugliest thing I have seen the Wii produce yet. Thanks for contributing to the stereotype that the Wii is a graphical inferiority, and that it appeals only to casual gamers... oh yeah, and they're using a gimmicky peripheral.
WTG, Pherosesoft, for making the ultimate Wii cliche
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6-17-2008 @ 7:23PM
Phiu-x said...
Glad to know i'm not the only fanboy to think that the balance board is gimmicky.
6-17-2008 @ 3:20PM
danny. said...
that was a pretty good prank... damn funny
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6-17-2008 @ 3:57PM
TJF588 said...
C'mon, it says "We Move"... something's not matching up.
Still, it's kinda ugly.
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6-17-2008 @ 4:52PM
Eternityx said...
wtf?
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6-17-2008 @ 5:10PM
Sam said...
is this a joke?
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6-17-2008 @ 5:30PM
buckyboy28 said...
Nintendo is being very selective about the games they are allowing on WiiWare, and there is no way that they would allow a "game" with sub-par graphics and S&M themes to be available.
This might be an actual game in development, but I'd be willing to bet that it will not be on WiiWare.
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6-17-2008 @ 5:36PM
Lars said...
Wow... I'm both horrified and intrigued.
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6-17-2008 @ 10:22PM
David Kearns said...
Of course that wasn't "Wii Move" it was clearly "We Move"
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