As soon as Nintendo released its anti-Twilight Hack patch in an attempt to stifle the Wii's homebrew scene, programmers set to work on finding vulnerabilities with the new firmware. They understood that there was more at stake than just homemade applications and games -- the very future of Wii teledildonics was at risk.Fortunately, an update re-enabling the Twilight Hack was put out just in time for Team DWiildo's WiiBrator release. We're sure you can figure out how it works. Of course, PC applications interfacing with the Wii remote have provided similar functions in the past, but this "advanced vibrator simulator" is actually run through Nintendo's console.
We, uh, haven't tried out the technology demo ourselves, but it sounds like an excellent alternative to spending $50+ at the local Hustler shop for a buzzing piece of cheap, fluorescent-colored plastic. Team Dwiildo also has intriguing ideas for upcoming versions, including an image slideshow and online support for up to 32 players. Ambitious!
If you decide to try out the WiiBrator program, Team Dwiildo suggests that you use the remote jacket for enhanced comfort. Also, they very much advise against using the application with either the Wii Zapper or Wii Wheel peripherals attached.
See also: ShiatsuCube: Homebrew happy endings
[Via DCEmu]













Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-22-2008 @ 6:04PM
BDR said...
So in short, if you get home and find a sticky Wiimote, drop it ASAP.
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6-23-2008 @ 1:07PM
Perverted said...
You mean if it's sticky lick it ASAP ;)
6-22-2008 @ 6:16PM
Undead Priest said...
*coughs to try and break up the awkward feel in the air*
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6-22-2008 @ 6:41PM
Hafk said...
Wow, this game is four player!
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6-22-2008 @ 10:03PM
CubeGuy said...
Ow.
6-22-2008 @ 7:02PM
musicman65000 said...
WoW, guys! Slow news day? "an excellent alternative"!?! Simply, WoW!
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6-22-2008 @ 9:28PM
HellsHammer said...
Haha, play Warcraft much?
Also, let's add REZ compatibility to this thingy, shall we?
6-22-2008 @ 7:20PM
Josh said...
"Tags: adult, sex-toy, team-dwiildo, vibrator, wiibrator"
Hahahahahahahhahaha.
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6-22-2008 @ 7:26PM
Q-Kid-Kyle said...
you know your a geek/loser when you can play dildo "with up to 32 players. . . ONLINE!"
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6-22-2008 @ 7:38PM
Finde said...
Make sure you have the wiimote jackets on when trying this one out.
You don't wanna be the one using that wiimote the next time your friends are round.
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6-22-2008 @ 7:40PM
Finde said...
How unlucky that I didn't read far enough into the story...
6-22-2008 @ 7:39PM
Neo Senku said...
..................................WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6-22-2008 @ 8:31PM
TheOverlord#2 can has Mario Karts?(MK:2578-3517-9859) said...
The Wiimote Condom is finally useful!
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6-22-2008 @ 8:46PM
ECG said...
It's times like these that make me wish I had a vagina.
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6-22-2008 @ 10:30PM
Kokomadeta said...
I remember someone saying that exact thing when some site did an "experiment" with the PS2 REZ Trance Vibration Pak.
6-23-2008 @ 2:20AM
daniel =] said...
hahahahah me too...
6-22-2008 @ 9:17PM
CJLopez said...
download it a while ago, now gotta get a chick willing to test it. I just got the girl for the job.
I'll let you know the result of the experiment, even maybe upload a video, xDDDDDDD
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6-22-2008 @ 10:16PM
Mr Khan said...
I believe it is most appropriate to pull a quote from Pokemon Gold and Silver for this
Red:....
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6-22-2008 @ 11:09PM
Max Headroom said...
32 player online for this game = 32 guys sitting around their Wiis, each one hoping that the other 31 people are female.
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6-23-2008 @ 12:47AM
lobotomies4free said...
you mean wishing
6-23-2008 @ 12:55AM
Sonic_13 said...
No, hoping is more accurate.
6-22-2008 @ 11:34PM
wiilover said...
the online multiplayer comment was just hilarious
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6-22-2008 @ 11:51PM
Waffala said...
I've been wondering how long it'd take the homebrew scene to put out something useful on the Wii; good job guys!
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6-23-2008 @ 12:13AM
samfish said...
The only thing it's missing is Peach or Samus instructing the girl and giving helpful hints on screen.
Samus Sez: "Remember, for maximum enjoyment, use low speeds on the clitoris and high speeds for deep insertion!"
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6-23-2008 @ 12:46AM
lobotomies4free said...
just when we thought we'd be bored with the system this summer....
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6-23-2008 @ 1:44AM
roshi said...
This is great, since most people who hack their wii's for homebrew are hot chicks looking to use their wiimote as a vibrator!
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6-23-2008 @ 3:43AM
milan said...
they should call it "Wii Clit"
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6-26-2008 @ 6:25PM
Eleniel said...
Aahaha you win.
6-23-2008 @ 5:52AM
Nigeria said...
I really don't think the rumble is strong enough to stimulate most people.
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6-23-2008 @ 7:40AM
crazypenguin said...
disgusting, i am disgusted, EWW.
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6-23-2008 @ 12:21PM
nintendo1889 said...
What the ****?! What is this crap!?
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6-23-2008 @ 6:51PM
Daniel said...
Is there anyway of reporting the idiot who wrote this article, this is not something that should ever have been allowed to be posted. This article disgusts me. I have viewed this website for 2 years now and never once have I been so appaled by the literature I've read today. What a distasteful piece of work.
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6-23-2008 @ 7:00PM
elivegansan said...
Your a baby. Sex is a part of life (well obviously not yours) Deal with it.
6-23-2008 @ 7:07PM
Daniel said...
Its not about if its a part of life, that comment is just ignorant. Its about if its appropriate in this situation. If I wanna read about smut then I could go to a website full of smut. This is inappropriate for this website. Just because something mentions wii doesn't mean it should be posted on this website. There should be the question, whats the age group of our readers. Do we post these kind of articles typically. Bottom line, this article is inappropriate. This is not the adults only nintendowiifanboy.com. This is nintendowiifanboy.com where readers can be 10 or 80. Think about who reads your articles before you post them.
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6-23-2008 @ 8:25PM
Brendon said...
The children! Won't someone please think about THE CHILDREN?!
6-24-2008 @ 11:31AM
Jamar said...
I think most of the younger readers (of which I am one) wouldn't mind knowing about this "smut", as you so indelicately call it. And I think it's quite appropriate- it's a first for the Wii, why shouldn't it be reported on?
6-25-2008 @ 1:47PM
Jeff said...
I agree with Jamar. Daniel is a little bitch.
6-24-2008 @ 3:36AM
Mankosuki said...
nice way to shed the "Nintendo is just for kids" attitude.
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6-26-2008 @ 6:45PM
Eleniel said...
Team Dwiildo, bwahaha XD
Does this make them the Johnny Lee of sex toys?
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6-30-2008 @ 9:08AM
DanielKurland said...
Daniel's comment is simply silly. Just because you're uncomfortable with sexuality does not render this story as "smut". It's masturbation. Get over it. It's the most natural thing in the world. It's not this is Wii Rape. Do not project your own insecurities and uneasiness towards this topic as the writer doing a bad job.
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