Nintendo Wii Fanboy

Buy The Masculator

Hey, poindexter! Why bother spending all those hours working out and dieting when you can just spend $49.95, almost half of Wii Fit's price, on The Masculator and get a hot bod instantly?

The girls will be all over you in no time, trust us. You'll have to beat them off you with a stick (not really, because that would be battery).

Perry Bible Fellowship

06/06/08