Nintendo Wii Fanboy

Wart

Domain of Sovereignty:
Subcon, Super Mario Bros. 2

Weapons of Mario Destruction:
Projectile vegetables spewed from his allergic digestive system, ironically to his own demise; sheer frog bulk

Degree of Bossiness: 8/10
As lord of the collective subconscious--particularly as it is experienced through our indirect relationship to Mario and his troubled dreaming--we might have expected Wart to look more like this guy. But if no one else, Wart definitely resembles King K. Rool, who is fairly boss himself. Considering their comparable amphibious royalty, we can't help but wonder whether there exists some relation between them: Both leaders command a formidable legion of troops and dress their scales in bangin' wardrobes. Plus gold. Lots of that.

18/09/08