Nintendo Wii Fanboy

Toadsworth

His intellectual prowess makes Toadsworth formidable in chess, probably, but baseball? Including him on the batting roster, an elderly toad with a stereotypical British dialect and a walking cane is likely not the most strategic plan of action, but we bet he would fit the bill of club manager excellently. We are thinking of that dude who walks out from the dugout mid-game to pep talk a pitcher allowing too many runs--as long as Toadsworth could make it to the mound without shattering a hip, he would put his aged wisdom to good use.

Seriously, though, we are glad Toadsworth is not in a retirement home, and that he is still willing to get out there and swing the bat a little bit.

28/08/08