Nintendo Wii Fanboy

Boom-Boom

More Than Mini--
[1.] Audacious enough to take Mario on with with his bare hands. Look at those flailing guns--not something you should necessarily rest your cheek on.
[2.] Occasionally sprouts wings and takes flight. When Boom-Boom goes all para, you know the heat is on. The Boom-Boom heat.
[3.] Always survives, omg. He's kind of an escape artist in this respect. Every time Mario succeeds, Boom-Boom vanishes into thin air leaving behind a spherical question mark, which is pretty awesome. Then has the balls to set up shop in the next castle down the road.

Not Quite Boss--
[1.] Dies in three jumps and nearly as many seconds. If you're in any way competent at pushing the A button chances are you will defeat Boom-Boom. You could probably do it by accident if you-- There, now see? He died while you read that.
[2.] Defends poorly against fireballs. A real boss would have fireproofed that shell.
[3.] Not as cool as his theme music. Not nearly.

12/09/08