Nintendo Wii Fanboy

Birdo

More Than Mini--
[1.] Launches eggs and the occasional ball of flame out of an oversized snout-mouth.
[2.] Still has everyone confused after 20 years of gender fluidity.
[3.] Um, he jumps once in a while? That's a cool move, right?

Not Quite Boss--
[1.] Wears a pink bow, unfashionable for both girls and boys.
[2.] Provides Mario with the weapons of his/her own demise.
[3.] Sounds absolutely terrible. Birdo's voice resembles an emotionally wounded duck with a bad case of laryngitis, being run over by a truck at 60mph. And trust us, that doesn't sound good.

12/09/08