Nintendo Wii Fanboy

"Oh, the humanity!"

Despite its weakness to anti-aircraft guns and bursting into flames, zeppelins are surprisingly fast and would make a great addition to the currently-grounded Mario Kart series. Hover your dirigible high enough, and you'll be the one carrying Lakitu with a fishing rod whenever he wanders off course.

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20/04/08