Nintendo Wii Fanboy

"As a gamer who epitomizes the idea of curiosity killing the cat, I'm always the one who falls to her death or ends up in the jaws of the big ol' monster, because I just have to try everything -- and a lot of that was born from playing Shadowgate as a kid. When the puzzles are mystifying? Just "use" your "sword" on "self" and see what happens. Not only does the game not prevent you from doing something so monumentally stupid, it laughs at you."

03/04/08