You know, you know what? We've had it up to here with some of the things we have to deal with everyday, and dammit, we think it's time we let people know. This crap has to stop.Where to start? Let's talk about the freaking CPUs they stick us with here at the Fanboy offices. Intel Core 2 Duo's: pathetic. We mean, what the hell? It's like two normal Intel processors duct-taped together. Look, we need insane processing power to make these blog posts funny and interesting, you know? These conditions are unworkable.
And let's not even mention roller coasters. Mechanical and electrical engineers just aren't taking these things seriously enough; they need to start using the medium for proper artistic expression. We need to tell a story full of meaning and character depth during these rides, or people are going to feel unfulfilled and pissed off, like us. And we're really pissed right now.
Finally, to Maxis, developers of the best-selling PC game of all-time and the future title Spore, expected to perhaps exceed that mark set by the exemplary Sims some years back: make a game that doesn't suck ass, okay?
Ugh, these numbers? Where is the emotion? Where is the meaning? Life is so meaningless ....
- DS Lite: 111,814
24,314 (17.86%)- PSP: 66,156
34,054 (33.96%)- Wii: 57,972
20,534 (26.16%)- PS3: 44,000
24,685 (127.80%)- PS2: 15,364
310 (2.06%) - Xbox 360: 3,379
804 (19.22%)- Game Boy Micro: 805
102 (11.25%)- GBA SP: 738
297 (28.70%)- Gamecube: 303
20 (6.19%)- DS Phat: 112
20 (15.15%)- GBA: 25
34 (57.63%)[Source: Media Create]
