[Update 2: Date mix-up!]
Judge - Court is now in session. Mr. Edgeworth, your opening statement.
Edgeworth - My case is simple. I shall prove that the defendant, the Nintendo Wii, is guilty beyond any reasonable doubt. His abject sabotage and subsequent murder of the DS Lite is immediately evident to those of us not blinded by a foolish, persistent belief in their clients.
Judge - And Mr. Wright?
Phoenix - He's ... wait, what did he say?
Maya - C'mon, Nick! Pay attention!
Judge - Mr. Edgeworth, you may call your first witness.
Objection!
Judge - ...
Phoenix - ...
Judge - Overruled.
Phoenix - Sunnuva ... !
