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Considering the amount of remixes Mims' hit rap single "This is Why I'm Hot" set off -- R. Kelly's "This is Why I'm Cold," the NBA's "The Phoenix Suns Are Hot," and Chubbs' "This is Why I'm Fat" for example -- we're surprised that it took this long for its catchy hook to reach video gaming's catch-phrase-hungry communities.

Mirroring Mims' insipid lyrics, the simplicity of SnorgTees' shirt design leaves no room for confusion on its message or the company's plans to rake in crazy money by exploiting our nostalgia-addled minds. We can imagine the office congratulations and "props" received by the young designer who paired the 8-bit fire flower with the narcissistic mantra. They all agree, this is why he's hot.

The $16.95 shirt comes in royal blue and black, its lowercase Myriad Pro text staying chalky white on both colors. If you haven't heard the song several hundred times already, you have the option of checking past the post break for an embedded music video of the club track.

Sometimes, fandom is a private thing, only to be shared with that special someone ... unless, of course, you're the type to flash your undies at anyone who will look. If so, shame on you! But whoever sees these undies will know that you are a true player. Ladies, there's no better way to tell your significant other that sometimes, up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A really is the key to your power ups after all. And on a quiet Sunday evening, who can resist talking about panties -- especially Nintendo panties?

[Thanks, AuthorX!]