Hold on to your mistletoe, folks, Nintendo is dropping all kinds of radiological
bombs come Christmas morning. Let's skip the preamble and just head right on in:
- Super Mario Bros. (NES) - Finally, is all we have to say. The defining "retro" title in video gaming history is finally up for grabs, and you might not have a soul if you don't pick it up.
- Street Fighter II: The World Warrior (SNES) - One of the most influential titles in the 16-bit era, Street Fighter II is revered by millions of angry, violent gamers worldwide. And Chun-Li is still hot.
- Super Castlevania IV (SNES) - The beginning of the modern Castlevania games, this title features more hot whip action than your mistress on Friday night. And unholy werewolves, too.
- Toe Jam and Earl (Sega Genesis) - We've been raving about this funkotronic title for weeks, and it's finally here come Christmas morn. Get your groove on and ignore your holiday dinner ... that's what we're doing, anyway.
- R-Type (TG-16) - An apparently famous shooter that we ourselves have not played. We hear it's quite the hit, though. Any takers?
This is gonna be one
hell of a Monday. Who said presents needed to be encased in paper and under a tree?
[Thanks, Benny!]
[Update 1: Also, on January 1st, Nintendo will be releasing both
Baseball (NES) and
Urban Champion (NES). Not that it'll matter. We'll be too busy playing these games to bother.]
[Update 2: And no, none of these games are free. Cheapskates.]
