Some of our readers wonder exactly what they're supposed to do with the Japanese hardware sales every week. To promote enlightenment and worldwide harmony, we've taken the liberty of creating a step-by-step walkthrough of a proper response to the weekly figures. Adhere to these rules whenever possible, and if you must deviate, remember to at least properly remove all semblance of standard English grammar from your comments.1. Look for any obvious outliers in the sales data, such as the Nintendo DS falling out of first place. This will never occur; advance to step 2.
2. Statistical variation causes slight fluctuations every week. Immediately look for numbers that come close to dividing evenly into one another; this enables comments such as, "lol, wii sold 5x of PS3s this week, pwnage."
3. Should any Nintendo systems suffer a decrease in sales, come up with reasons as to why they dropped. The usually accurate "supply is unable to currently meet demand" excuse is no longer sufficient in most cases. Come up with creative replies like, "redirected shipments of software caused a temporary instability in the retail market," or "lol ghost of kutaragi put a curse on teh DS kekekekeke."
4. There will invariably be a Sony or Microsoft troll, defending his or her own system while attacking your own. Henceforth, we'll be posting IP addresses and relevant contact information*; please take it upon yourselves to attack and/or maim the aforementioned troll, preferably with some kind of mace that grants +7 strength while fighting trolls.
*Really.**
- DS Lite: 127,461
16,248 (14.61%)- Wii: 58,644
6,451 (12.36%)- PSP: 26,097
1,408 (5.12%)- PS2: 11,311
430 (3.95%)- PS3: 9,627
968 (11.18%) - Xbox 360: 2,044
18 (0.89%)- Game Boy Micro: 407
21 (4.91%)- GBA SP: 288
42 (12.73%)- Gamecube: 256
20 (7.25%)- DS Phat: 81
55 (211.54%)- GBA: 17
16 (48.48%)[Source: Media Create]
**Not really.
